I'm a war president - no, peace - no, war - wait

Bush: 'I Want to Be the Peace President'

Bush in February: "I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind."

Bush today: "The enemy declared war on us. Nobody wants to be the war president. I want to be the peace president."

Official GOP sound bite: "Kerry's a flip-flopper."

Mr. Bush? Line 2 - it's George Orwell. He wants his irony back.